My new DVD is for sale and its ace! Send me a cheque for ten quid and I’ll send you one
Have done my last cruise ship. After whinging and complaining for two years, I have no more booked! What am I going to blame my failure on now? Ironically, not giving a shit during my last two gigs has meant that I killed.
Wouldn’t mind a couple of weeks in the Caribbean though. Just two to top up the tan. That would be nice…